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1. This website was created by a human being and is therefore imperfect.
  • Persons expecting perfection should cease use of the website immediately.
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What to do if you or someone you know has been offended by something on this website:

1. Breathe.
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3. Click the little "X". You can do it.
4. Enjoy the rest of your day!

The author of this website has compiled a list of helpful resources to assist those struggling with step 4.
1. http://www.emergencykitten.com/
2. Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Press
3. How to Choose to Not Be Offended